beast diction-ary anew website commin soon....
-Curtis
Friday, October 1, 2010
Sunday, September 12, 2010
Saturday, September 11, 2010
5 Beastly Cars
1. 2011 Corvette
2. 2011 Ford Mustang Convertible
3. Slug Bug I mean come on how can you have a list of cool cars and not have a slug bug?
4. Ferrari
5. Lamberghini
(pic of Lamberghini)
-Jake =) and CURTIs
Friday, September 3, 2010
Friday, August 13, 2010
Chuck Norris Jokes
1. You want a list of Chuck Norris' enemies check the extinct species lit
2. Chuck Norris has only sky dived one... the world doesn't need another grand canyon
3. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
4. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
5. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
8 Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
8. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
9. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't dive into the ocean, the ocean dives into Chuck Norris.
-Jake =)
2. Chuck Norris has only sky dived one... the world doesn't need another grand canyon
3. When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
4. Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
5. The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed misserably.
6. Chuck Norris has counted to infinity. Twice.
7. Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
8 Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
8. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
9. Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
10. Chuck Norris doesn't dive into the ocean, the ocean dives into Chuck Norris.
-Jake =)
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